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loganhasseenthelight:

things markiplier will do:

  • shock himself
  • pole dance
  • twerk
  • put on make up without looking
  • beat vanish
  • call yamimash “master”
  • get into a bathtub filled with ice
  • drop his ipad in the bathtub filled with ice
  • eat salt
  • wear a dress
  • wax his legs, armpits and stomach on camera
  • literally anything

things markiplier will not do:

  • wear stockings, ya freaks

sixpenceee:

Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.

According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.

I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of man in bed. I nearly died. 

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